rideonmidnightcowgirl:

literally my last brain cell is working as hard as she can

girlfriendluvr:

tony stark: food ran out 4 days ago. im so hungry. oxygen will run out tomorrow.

me: lol

thor: *looks vaguely sad in a bg shot*

me:

bluehairedspidey:

twelveclara:

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

vajussy:

lewistanshatterstar:

pikachu being a cop means he’s not allowed at pride

Pikachu is a private investigator not a cop and thus allowed at pride and also was there when Marsha P Johnson threw the first brick at Stonewall so don’t you ever disrespect him for a Tumblr post again

azqaban:

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

ismwti:

The best gag in infinity war is Tony dramatically claiming ‘the Avengers broke up’ but then it’s just Tony. Literally every other hero is chill and working together, it’s just no one wants to talk to Tony.

nvabeach2:

Fall is nigh upon us

Remember to:

• Drink some cider
• Eat at least two candy corn per day
• Sniff all of the autumn themed candles at any store you go to
• Also while out shopping, grab a few tiny pumpkins
• Be mindful of ghosts, when walking around a dark room at night be careful not to step on their toes
• Eat a slice of pie, regardless of it’s filling
• When the leaves start to turn and there is a chill in the air, go for a walk in the woods/park
• When its cold enough to do so, take advantage of the opportunity to wear a sweater
• Watch Halloween movies, either scary or family ones
• Do some fall or Halloween themed art/crafts
• Most importantly, be on your best behavior because the Great Pumpkin is watching

🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃🌒🌕🌘🎃🍁🍂👻🍂🍁🎃